Once upon a time in the far off land of Donutopia, the King decreed that his son, Meatbowl, could not return until the whorefrost covered the realm and pismire rained from the heavens…in other words never….

What had Meatbowl done to deserve this fate? Well, he ate when he was sad. What’s wrong with that, you say? Well, Meatbowl ate the people who made him sad, and most people made Meatbowl sad….